Friday, June 26, 2026

Black Bean Smoothie

Black Bean Smoothie

Serves: 1
dairy-free, egg-free, oil-free, soy-free, gluten-free


Ingredients:
  • 1 can Black Beans (rinsed & drained)
  • 1 1/2 cups Almond Milk
  • 1 cup frozen Strawberries, Cherries or Mixed Berries
  • 1 tbsp Cacao Powder or 1 tsp Instant Chocolate Pudding Mix
  • 1 tbsp Almond Powder (optional)
  • 1 tbsp Maple
  • 1 tbsp Chia Seeds
  • 1 1/2 tsp Psyllium Husk Powder
  • Pinch of Salt

Directions:
    1. Blend everything together using a high speed blender; 1 minute
    2. Consume immediately

    Hoff Thoughts: This is meant to be a meal replacement as it comes in over 500 calories with Almond Powder & under without. Best served ice cold, add ice cubes if needed.

    Friday, June 19, 2026

    Hoff's Baked Pineapple Chkn

    Hoff's Baked Pineapple Chkn

    Yields: 5-6 servings
    meat-free, dairy-free, egg-freeoil-free, gluten-free



    Rice:
    • 1 1/2 cups Jasmine Rice
    • 2 1/2 cups Water

    Ingredients:
    • 1 cup Soy Curls (rehydrated) or 14 oz firm Tofu (cubed)
    • 1 Red Pepper (chopped) 
    • 1/2 Sweet Onion (chopped)

    Sauce Ingredients:
    • 20 oz can Pineapple chunks in 100% Juice
    • 1/2 cup Bragg Liquid Aminos
    • 1/4 cup Water
    • 2 tbsp Brown Sugar
    • 2 tbsp Corn Starch
    • 1 tsp minced Ginger
    • 1 tsp minced Garlic

    Directions:
    1. Dump Pineapple w/Juice & Sauce Ingredients into 9x13 baking dish, stir
    2. Add Soy Curls/Tofu, Peppers & Onions together, stir to combine
    3. Bake uncovered at 400 degrees for 20 minutes
    4. Meanwhile prepare Rice
    5. Once everything is cooked, spoon Rice into a bowl, top with Veggies & any additional sauce such as Tahini if desired
    6. OR 
    7. Dump Pineapple w/Juice, Sauce Ingredients, plus 2 cups Water into 9x13 baking dish, stir, add remaining ingredients, stir to combine
    8. Bake, covered at 400 degrees for 45 minutes, check Rice for doneness

    Friday, June 12, 2026

    Hoff’s Iced Raspberry Mocha

    Hoff’s Iced Raspberry Mocha

    Serves: 2

    Ingredients:
    • 4 tsp Instant Coffee
    • 8 tbsp Water
    • 2 tbsp Cacao Powder or Hershey Syrup
    • 4 tbsp DaVinci Raspberry Syrup
    • 8 Ice Cubes
    • 2 cups Soy Milk
    Directions:
    1. Divide Instant Coffee, Chocolate & Syrup between two glasses
    2. Add Water, use Milk Frother to blend
    3. Add Ice & Milk
    4. Screw you Starbucks!

    Hoff Thoughts: More Syrup ideas: Black Cherry, Vanilla, Toasted Hazelnut, Cake Batter, Cookie Batter, Cookie Butter…

    Saturday, June 6, 2026

    Hoff's Berry Salad

    Hoff's Berry Salad

    Yields: 
    meat-free, dairy-free, egg-free, oil-free, soy-free, gluten-free


     
    Dressing Ingredients:
    • Juice from 1 Lime
    • 2-3 tbsp Brown Sugar
     
    Salad Ingredients:
    • 1 container Strawberries (chopped)
    • 1 container Blackberries
    • 1 container Blueberries

    Directions:
    1. In a large bowl mix Berries & Lime Juice together until combined

    Hoff Thoughts: Raspberries seem like a natural addition to this Salad, but they are too delicate & breakdown. 

    Friday, May 29, 2026

    Hoff’s Red Beans & Rice

    Hoff’s Red Beans & Rice

    Yields: 6 servings
    meat-free, dairy-free, egg-free, oil-free, gluten-free, soy-free

    Ingredients: 
    • 2 1/2 cups Veggie Broth
    • 1 1/2 cups Jasmine Rice
    • 15 oz can Kidney Beans (rinsed & drained)
    • 1 cup Soy Crumbles
      • 1 tsp Hoff Seasoning
      • Pinch of Fennel Seeds
      • Splash of Hot Sauce
    • 1 Red Pepper (chopped)
    • 1 Sweet Onion (chopped)
    • 1 tsp Garlic (minced)
    • 2 tbsp Nutritional Yeast
    • 2 tsp Hoff’s Seasoning
    • 2 tsp Smoked Paprika
    • 1 tsp Thyme

    Directions: 
    1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees
    2. Rehydrate Soy Curls in just enough Water to cover, mix in Seasonings, let sit 15 minutes
    3. In a 9x13 casserole dish, dump all ingredients, mix to combine 
    4. Cover & bake for 45 minutes

    Hoff Thoughts: If making ahead of time, add Water at prep or right before baking - whichever your spirit whispers…mine can’t make up its mind.

    Hoff's Ninja Bulk “Fudgey” Chocolate Black Bean Nice Cream (2)

    Hoff's Ninja Bulk “Fudgey” Chocolate Black Bean Nice Cream (2)

    24 hour prep time
    Yields: 2 Deluxe Pints

    dairy-free, egg-free, soy-free


    Ingredients:
    • 15 oz can Black Beans (rinsed & drained)
    • 2 cups Plant-based Milk
    • 6 Dates
    • 6 tbsp Cacao Powder
    • 1/2 tsp Sea Salt

    Directions:
    1. Add all ingredients to a high-speed blender like a Vitamix
    2. Blend until smooth about 30 seconds
    3. Divide mixture into two Ninja Creami Deluxe Containers
    4. Place in freezer for 24 hours without the lid*
    5. When ready to enjoy, process using a Ninja Creami Deluxe Lite Ice Cream setting, Re-Spin if necessary, adding milk if needed
    6. Eat it all or place leftovers back into freezer till next time

    Hoff Thoughts: *Freezing without the lid or any covering helps to prevent the “volcano” mound from forming. Should a mound form simply scrape with the back of a spoon & smooth over shavings until a level base is formed, this prevents the blade from cutting into the container.

    Friday, May 22, 2026

    Hoff's Ninja “Fudgey” Chocolate Milkshake

    Hoff's Ninja “Fudgey” Chocolate Milkshake

    24 hour prep time

    Yields: 2 shakes
    dairy-free, egg-free, soy-free


    Ingredients:
    • 15 oz can Black Beans (rinsed & drained)
    • 1 cup Plant-based Milk + Milk (reserved)
    • 4 Dates
    • 3 tbsp Cacao Powder
    • 1/4 tsp Sea Salt

    Directions:
    1. Add all ingredients to a high-speed blender like a Vitamix
    2. Blend until smooth about 30 seconds
    3. Pour mixture into one Ninja Creami Deluxe Container
    4. Place in freezer for 24 hours without the lid*
    5. When ready to enjoy, process using a Ninja Creami Deluxe Lite Ice Cream setting
    6. Make “well” in Ice Cream, add enough “Milk” to fill, re-spin using the Milkshake setting
    7. Enjoy!

    Hoff Thoughts: *Freezing without the lid or any covering helps to prevent the “volcano” mound from forming. Should a mound form simply scrape with the back of a spoon & smooth over shavings until a level base is formed, this prevents the blade from cutting into the container.